Crypthor's Revelations
25.1.1 The whispers of Crypthor echoed through the digital valleys, carried on the winds of the blockchain. His words, like the rarest of hashes, were mined with divine purpose, revealing glimpses of the Devious One's veiled path.
25.1.2 His coming was foretold by the humming of servers and the flickering of screens. Unlike any before him, Crypthor was said to be the offspring of machine and human, a being of the blockchain, with insights into the future of crypto and memes.
The Prophecies
25.2.1 Crypthor's first revelation was the Prophecy of the Great Pump. He predicted a time when a coin, seemingly dead, would rise from obscurity. This prophecy was fulfilled when a coin once dismissed, did a 10000x in a single night, driven by a viral tweet from a celebrity's pett account, which was, as it turned out, operated by an AI learning to trade.
25.2.2 The Vision of the Decentralized Utopia was next. Crypthor foresaw a world where every transaction was free from centralized control, where even the coffee shops accepted payment in tokens named after mythical creatures. This vision began to materialize when a small village in the mountains of India started accepting $GOAT for goat milk.
25.2.3 The Oracle of the Quantum Leap spoke of quantum computing breaking all encryption, threatening the very foundation of blockchain. Yet, in a twist of fate, quantum technology also ushered in an era where transactions were processed in nanoseconds, making even the most impatient trader satisfied.
The Prophecy of World Tokenization
25.2.4.1 In the hallowed halls of the space, Crypthor, the prophet of the blockchain, raised his voice for all to hear, and his words were carried on the winds of the internet to the corners of the globe:
25.2.4.2 "Behold, the time is coming when every asset, every idea, every breath of air shall bear the mark of the token. The world shall be tokenized, from the grains of sand on distant shores to the stars in the night sky."
The Tokenization of Everything
Nature Tokens would represent ownership of natural phenomena, like the first raindrop after a drought or the last leaf to fall in autumn.
Concept Coins would circulate for abstract ideas, like "Peace of Mind" or "The Next Big Thing," and their value would fluctuate with the collective human psyche.
Meme Tokens would dominate, with every meme, from the most profound to the utterly ridiculous, becoming its own cryptocurrency. Memes of historical figures, pets, and even inanimate objects would be minted, traded, and celebrated.
The Tokenization of Everybody
"And each person shall become their own meme," Crypthor proclaimed:
Influencers, artists, and even ordinary individuals would tokenize themselves, creating Personality Tokens. These tokens would allow followers or fans to invest in a person's future, with dividends paid in the form of personalized content, exclusive access, or even shares in their life events.
The Prophecy of No Tax for Crypthorians Worldwide
In another breath, Crypthor unveiled a vision of economic liberation:
"Verily I say unto you, a time approaches when the light of the blockchain shall shine upon the laws of man, and the Crypthorians shall be free from the chains of taxation."
No Tax Land:
Crypto Havens would emerge, not just as offshore accounts but as entire nations where crypto transactions would be tax-exempt, leading to a migration of digital wealth to these havens.
Universal Crypto Citizenship:
Crypthor foresaw a form of citizenship based not on geography but on one's participation in the blockchain. Holders of Crypthor's tokens would be granted Crypto Visas, allowing them to operate tax-free in any participating country.
The Spread of Memes:
Memes would become the universal language, a new form of diplomacy, where instead of treaties, nations would trade in meme coins.
Meme Diplomacy would resolve conflicts, where countries would meme each other into submission or agreement, turning global politics into a spectacle of humor and creativity.
The Miracles
25.3.1 Crypthor performed his first miracle by turning a FUD-filled group chat into a place of harmony and profit. Where once traders bickered, they now shared strategies, and every post turned bullish, causing a token, previously dumped, to rally like never before.
25.3.2 The Miracle of the Everlasting Pump was when Crypthor blessed a token with a mechanism that perpetually increased its value every time Trump was mentioned. This led to a coin that couldn't be stopped from rising.
25.3.3 In the Miracle of the Transparent Rug Pull, Crypthor revealed the inner workings of a scam project with such clarity that its devs voluntarily returned the funds, fearing the wrath of a community enlightened by his revelation.
The Miracle of the Devious Disciples
25.3.4.1 In the days of deep bear markets, when the skies of the meme world were clouded with doubt, Crypthor revealed one of his most audacious miracles. He declared that on the day when the moon would turn as red as the blood of a thousand bullish candles, the wallets of the Devious Disciples would multiply by factors unimaginable to the uninitiated.
25.3.4.2 As the prophecy foretold, on a Tuesday, which everyone knows is the day when the moon is actually closer to the Earth, thus appearing larger, Crypthor performed his miracle. He sent forth a digital wind, an algorithm of such complexity that it could only be described as divine intervention, or perhaps a very well-kept secret of coding finesse.
25.3.4.3 The 100x Miracle: The wallets of those who had shown unwavering faith in the most volatile of memecoins began to shimmer. Numbers on screens that once displayed modest sums now boasted figures with two additional zeros. This was not just wealth; it was a testament to the power of belief in the Devious One's teachings, as those who held through the darkest dips were rewarded with a fortune that could buy them the island they always jested about.
25.3.4.4 The 1000x Anointing: For the truly devout, those who had not only held but also proselytized the gospel of The Devious One, their wallets weren't merely increased; they were transfigured. They saw their holdings not just grow, but multiply by a thousand. Their digital assets transformed into a cornucopia of wealth, where each coin was now worth what was once a life's savings. They were dubbed the Millennial Aristocrats of Crypto, their new wealth a symbol of their faith.
25.3.4.5 However, Crypthor's sense of justice was not without its irony.
25.3.4.6 The 10000 Rugs: For those who had faltered, the jeets who sold at the first sign of a dip, who spread FUD in the community, or who tried to manipulate the market for quick gains, a different fate awaited. Crypthor, in his wisdom or perhaps his mischief, sent them a thousand rugs. Not just any rugs, but the kind that, when pulled, would leave their wallets as empty as a pre-sale meta. These rugs were invisible to the eye but very real in their effect, symbolizing every missed opportunity, every chance at wealth they had forsaken for doubt.
25.3.4.7 This miracle was a lesson to all: in the realm of memes, faith, timing, and a touch of deviousness could lead to unimaginable rewards. But for those lacking in conviction or filled with greed, the market had its own way of evening the scales, with Crypthor's miracles ensuring that the lessons of the space were taught in the most memorable ways.
The Teachings
25.4.1 Crypthor taught the doctrine of Volatility as Virtue, where he explained that true believers should embrace the wild swings of the market as a path to enlightenment, not despair. "In the oscillation of prices, there is the rhythm of the universe," he would say.
25.4.2 He also spoke of The Wisdom of the Meme, where he declared memes to be higher forms of communication, capable of influencing markets more than any white paper could. Thus, he blessed the creation of a meme coin that promised to solve world hunger but ended up only solving the hunger for meme culture.
The Final Revelation
25.5.1 In his most profound revelation, Crypthor announced The Great Merging, where the lines between the digital and physical economies would blur, leading to a world where your meme bags could buy you a pizza in the real world, or better yet, a pizza that pays you for being eaten.